Jurassic World Rebirth poster:
Are you serious, Hollywood? Are you so desperate for cash that you cannot create a single new property? You have to bring back classic stuff, ruin it, and then expect us to watch it? What do I mean by "ruin?" Well, I've noticed that every time a new film or television show in a franchise comes out, it ruins the franchise with its terrible writing, and having modern-day politics stuffed into them. Most of the politics shoved into these films and shows are Left-Wing politics. However, there are Right-Wing TV shows and whatnot out there as well. I don't want ANY of this stuff in my entertainment. I want to forget about real-world problems, and escape into a fantasy world for about an hour or so. If you want to put in lessons, then focus on universal lessons like the entertainment of the past used to do: treat others the way you want them to treat you, help each other in our times of need, learning to be friends despite our differences, etc. Nowadays, everything is about us vs. them, or me vs. you. One sex, gender, ethnicity, or group of people in general, is better than the other. You're a villain if you say this, or think that. The list goes on. There's no universal lesson to help inspire people for the better. It's about inspiring division, and hatred. Characters in a franchise are changed in order to make them fit with the current political, or idealogical, climate. Instead of making them better, this ruins them from what they used to be before. One great example is Luke Skywalker from Star Wars. Disney ruined his character in their films (I refuse to call Disney's Star Wars films the Sequel Trilogy) in order to make Rey, and even Leia, better then him. Other male characters were made to look worse in those films compared to their female counterparts as well. There's no equality there. Aren't men and women suppose to work together, and love each other? The movies and shows of the past taught me that lesson. Heck, the franchise can be totally rebranded into something different but still carry the name of the franchise. This is just nostalgia bait designed to suck in fans of the franchise and take their money. For example, Walking With Dinosaurs (2025) will have a completely different setup from the original show. Second, it's going to feature two episodes with Pachyrhinosaurus. We saw that before in the Walking With Dinosaurs film back in 2013! Why is everybody shoving Pachyrhinosaurus into their dinosaur documentaries and films!? I'm not hating on the animal. I'm questioning the decisions of the filmmakers. This show will be Walking With Dinosaurs in name only, just like the film was. The stories in these films and shows aren't interesting, and they are repeated over and over again.
Speaking of stories, let's talk about Jurassic World Rebirth. The trailer stated that there's some kind of disease, virus, etc., roaming around and a cure needs to be made. It requires dinosaur DNA in order to be made. A team heads to the island where the first dinosaurs for Jurassic Park were made (Isla Sorna), and then get put into a wild adventure. Spinosaurus returns (not the original one from JP3), and there's even a new dinosaur hybrid in the film! Does this film sound familiar to you? It does because we've seen this film FIVE TIMES BEFORE!!! Enough of the hybrids! Why didn't you bring back the JP3 Spinosaurus? Why do we need to go back to Sorna AGAIN!? Stop ruining my favorite island in the franchise! In fact, enough with the islands period! The Jurassic franchise NEEDS to end. I'm so tired of watching one of my favorite franchises get destroyed. As far as I'm concerned, only Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997) are canon. End it already!
If something is new, it's filled with modern-day political garbage as well. It's a no-win situation here: Something new? It's a political message getting shoved down your throat. Is it a remake, sequel, prequel, or a reboot? It's political mumbo jumbo being forced upon you, and ruining the franchise. Notice how entertainment isn't the main goal of Hollywood, while it should be!
I should also mention that it's not just Hollywood ruining entertainment. Video games have fallen hard as well. Huge prices for only 50% of the whole game, always online, pay-to-win and live services, bugs and glitches, huge updates that take way too long to be added, terrible writing and characters (including the character designs), and yes, modern-day politics. Mostly, it's Left-Wing politics. Not to mention, they. expect me to pay almost $1000 dollars for a new console that doesn't work any better than the one I already have! Also yes, classic gaming franchises are being censored, rebooted horribly, or continued with sequels and prequels that ruin the story and characters. Heck, even if it's a completely new game, it's ruined by the same problems stated previously.
If you dare to say something about the state of entertainment nowadays, people will attack you as if you're crazy or are a terrible person, calling you every kind of name possible other than the one your parents gave you. As I've stated previously, the entertainment of my childhood, and even teenage years, taught me good lessons as to how to treat people. It inspired me to be a better person, especially when I had a bad day and/or wanted to give up. I had the first six Star Wars films, the original Walking With Quadrilogy (watch Walking With Cavemen!), the Indiana Jones Quadrilogy, Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997), the classic animated Disney films and shows and Disney films like Dinosaur (2000), The Land Before Time, The DC Animated Universe and DC films, animated Marvel TV shows and Marvel films, and the list goes on! Heck, for video games, I had stuff like the Sly Cooper trilogy. I was inspired so much by all of these things. Where is the creativity nowadays? Where are the lessons that helps us to become better people?
Entertainment is gone. Well, I must clarify: big corporate entities have ruined entertainment. Individuals who have a dream, and a story to tell, are the only saviors for entertainment. I watch mainly old films and shows, and play older games, nowadays. I will not watch Jurassic World Rebirth, Walking With Dinosaurs (2025), or any modern-day continuation or reboot of my favorite franchises. If this means anything to you too, dear ready, do not give Hollywood, or anybody that ruins your favorite entertainment property, any of your money.
Update (3/4/25):
I just saw that Jurassic World Chaos Theory is being brought back due to Jurassic World Rebirth coming out. My friends on Discord said that the creators of Chaos Theory stated that season 3 was the final one for the show. They all agreed that this is nothing but "corporate greed." They're absolutely right. The Jurassic franchise is dead.
Update (5/4/25):
Is it just me, or is the CGI for Walking With Dinosaurs (2025) not that good? I've seen shots of T. rex, Triceratops, an unknown carcharodontosaurid, and Spinosaurus, and they all look... cheap? I've definitely seen worse CGI in other dinosaur documentaries, but the CGI in WWD (2025) still doesn't look good. Either way, it's just another reason for me not to watch it.
Update (6/26/25):
Do not watch Jurassic World Rebirth. You've already seen it. They're just regurgitating the same film that they've already made.
I'm getting bombarded with trailers for the film now. I know that the film is coming out in July, so they're trying to gain hype for it. However, I'm asking you to NOT watch this film. It's just a rehash of Jurassic Park, The Lost World Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 3, Jurassic World, Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, and even Camp Cretaceous. The movie will center around Isla Sorna, they have a new dino-hybrid, probably two based on what I've seen in the trailers, they have not one but a pack of Spinosaurus now, and they're recreating classic scenes from the first film and novels. You can watch ANY of the other films in the franchise, and you would've already seen JW Rebirth. Just don't watch Jurassic World Dominion. It doesn't deserve to be watched. Ever. I would gladly watch Jurassic Park 3 over that garbage any day.
I don't know how Jurassic World Rebirth will rejuvenate the franchise when the trailers are already showing us that the franchise has nothing left to give. There's no gas left in the tank, Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment. It's over. The franchise should've ended after The Lost World, in my opinion. At the very least, it should've ended after Dominion. But alas, this franchise will get milked to death until it becomes like the Transformers franchise: A shell of its former self that doesn't make any money anymore at the box office (Granted, I enjoyed Transformers One but it flopped hard at the box office. I heard last week that no sequel is in development. I blame the filmmakers for not giving fans what they wanted originally, making the same film over and over again with a director who didn't want to make them anymore, and not having a plan or just ending the franchise after Dark of the Moon). I remember on Discord, about a month ago, that some of my friends posted an article saying that JW Dominion actually cost about $400-$500 million dollars to make (Wikipedia said that it costed about $200-$300 million), and that the film was a flop despite making $1 billion dollars at the box office. Hollywood needs to realize that franchises have to end, and they need to end with dignity.
The Jurassic franchise use to mean a lot to me personally. Now, I feel nothing but apathy. The fans of this franchise will go and see it. They will waste their hard-earned money and time on this slop, and Hollywood will not learn their lesson. The cycle of mediocrity will continue. People will celebrate JW Rebirth as "the best film in the franchise since the first film," etc. As time passes on, people will look back on the film and say that it wasn't that good, overhyped, or just straight up bad. I've seen this happen before with other films in the franchise, and it will happen with JW Rebirth. All of this can be avoided by just NOT WATCHING THE FILM. But hey, what you do with your money and time is up to you, dear viewer. I've already learned my lesson. Head my warning, and vote with your wallet. Hollywood needs to learn its lesson. Do not watch Jurassic World Rebirth.
Update (6/30/25):
Here's a good review of Walking With Dinosaurs (2025). Apparently, the show is worse than I imagined:
Steve Reviews. Walking With Dinosaurs 2025: A Rant. YouTube:
https://youtu.be/CCKFbFi56lk?si=Cq5_JlVjpzQiVuA5
Update (7/1/25):
This film is worse than I thought. I watched film critic Jeremy Jahns' review of Jurassic World Rebirth, and it turns out the trailers deceived me. I thought that the film was about people getting dinosaur DNA to make a cure for a disease. That's a "video game side quest," according to Jahns. The real plot is... Stupid family gets too close to Isla Sorna, dinosaurs attack them, family gets stuck on island, and a rescue team of mercenaries has to be sent to rescue them. The DNA plot is secondary... Does that sound familiar to you? It's the plot to Jurassic Park 3, and one of the plots to Jurassic World Dominion! They took the plots of the two worst films in the franchise, and slapped them together to make this garbage! Jahns said that it felt like they took two different scripts, and smashed them together. That's what they did with JW
Dominion, and that film was complete slop.
I even noticed that they did a homage to Jaws (1975) with Scarlett Johansson's character on the boat, and the Mosasaurus, in one of the trailers. Are they that creatively bankrupt!? David Koepp is one of the writers for the original Jurassic Park, and the writer for The Lost World Jurassic Park. He couldn't come up with a better plot than this?
Also, what kind of name is Distortus rex!? That's one of the worst names I've ever heard! It's the name of the giant beluga whale hybrid. The smaller bat-like creatures are Mutadons... I'm so done.
All in all, I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing my butt off. I didn't think the film was going to be good, but this is WAY worse than I ever imagined.
Link:
Jeremy Jahns review of the film (YouTube):
https://youtu.be/1P9sOnyDTow?si=ei5sVgdjPmsr5Yt6
Update (7/2/25):
Number 1:
Why is I Know What You Did Last Summer getting rebooted!? This year is filled with nothing but reboots!
Number 2:
You know what? I finally get it. I had a number of revelations today. The first is that fans of a franchise will support it no matter what. What business do I have in telling people what they should, or shouldn't, watch? The second revelation is the disconnect between the film critics and audience members makes or breaks a film at the box office. I saw a video on JW Rebirth's critical reception on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven't trusted Rotten Tomatoes for years now, especially after it's been revealed that they've been hiding reviews of certain films in order to make them look better. The film studios who make those films want great review scores, and if the critics want to keep their jobs, they better give a good review. Almost no film nowadays can't help but be a modern-day political message, not entertainment. If the film doesn't do well (usuallly because of the politics and pandering), the film studios and critics blame and attack the audience. This has broken the trust between the critics, and the audience. I remember back in high school, or college, that one of my teachers said that his parents never took him to a film that the late film critics Siskel or Ebert didn't like. Nowadays, people will go and watch a film that film critics don't like. This is the fault of the critics for selling out to the film studios. The critics use to make or break a film, but today it's the opposite. JW Rebirth has a 54% rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes, but this will tell a smart audience that the film is good. Whether or not a film is good now is up to the audience. I agree with this.
However, this also has a down side. This is my third revelation. People will watch a film that is just a recycled version of a previous one. Then again, my opinion on said film is just that: An opinion. If the majority of people want to see the film, then they will. The film will make money, and the film studio will continue to make the same film over and over again in order to stay alive. It helps a lot if the film is a new entry in a popular franchise. JW Rebirth is an example of this. It has a familiar plot? Sure, but it has dinosaurs and action in it. Plus, it's a Jurassic film. People will see it, regardless of the recycled plot. Film studios need to stay alive, so they will make whatever film the audience wants to see. The filmmakers will also forgo critical acclaim in order make money too. Therefore, the film doesn't have to be new or good. It just has to make money. JW Rebirth wasn't made for me. My passion for this franchise has died. The film was made for people who just want to see dinosaurs, action scenes, and fans of the franchise who want more films. The same goes for fans of I Know What You Did Last Summer, How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek 5, etc. I saw another video on whether or not audience members are hypocrites for not watching original films. Part of that is true. Another factor that comes into play is the cost of movie tickets. They're freaking expensive today because the economy is going into the toilet. Unless an anticipated film is going to be streamed, it's going into the theater. Therefore, people will go to the theater to watch it. People can't watch every film nowadays because movie tickets are too expensive. Only the most popular films, regardless of their quality, will make money. Once again, JW Rebirth is a perfect example of this.
I am a passionate man. I am passionate about Jurassic Park. I now know that my passion can lead me to act harshly. On Monday, I had a somewhat heated discussion on Discord with some of my friends and others about JW Rebirth. I admit that I was the negative one who didn't want to go and watch it, while everybody else were going to. I thought that I was doing the right thing. I wanted them to take a stand against Hollywood's lack of creativity, but my passion made me act pushy. I can't make people do what I want them to do, and you can't force change. I later apologized to everyone on Discord. Now, I've learned that I need to learn to let go. Despite how well, or not, JW Rebirth does at the box office, I need to just ignore the film. That's kinda hard because commercials for it are everywhere right now, but I need to do it. I have to walk away from the franchise. I have films in the franchise that I like, so I'll just stick to them.
Watch whatever you want to watch.
Links:
Disparu. Critics HATE Jurassic World Rebirth and That's a Good Thing. YouTube:
https://youtu.be/FNQ0cNhP8W4?si=s0g8zz3-94Z3zYIP
Elvis Menezes. When You Realize The Audience Are Hypocrites. YouTube:
https://youtu.be/9kZTb8REclM?si=g9iwtE0jo6TFdrCt
